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lindsayrobertson: Jon Gosselin is just fucking with us now. OMG OBVS. Sorry for not being around very much or taking care of this blog or doing my part to populate the moon with assholes! This is Jon Gosselin smoking cigarettes with his new girlfriend, who is 22. He is the father of 8 children under the age of 10 whom he shamelessly exploited on national television, which at first we didn’t realize because it seemed like he was sincere when he and his then-wife Kate said that they just wanted a way to record their children’s early years because, having 8 kids, they couldn’t do it themselves (and also money, but at that point they were poor as shit and totes needed it—remember how EIGHT KIDS?). Now he is divorcing Kate, whose Flock of Seagulls haircut has its own publicist I hear, and dating the daughter of the man who gave Kate a tummy tuck after she gave birth to six babies. TO THE MOON WITH YOU BOTH! says I.

lindsayrobertson:

Jon Gosselin is just fucking with us now.

OMG OBVS. Sorry for not being around very much or taking care of this blog or doing my part to populate the moon with assholes!

This is Jon Gosselin smoking cigarettes with his new girlfriend, who is 22. He is the father of 8 children under the age of 10 whom he shamelessly exploited on national television, which at first we didn’t realize because it seemed like he was sincere when he and his then-wife Kate said that they just wanted a way to record their children’s early years because, having 8 kids, they couldn’t do it themselves (and also money, but at that point they were poor as shit and totes needed it—remember how EIGHT KIDS?).

Now he is divorcing Kate, whose Flock of Seagulls haircut has its own publicist I hear, and dating the daughter of the man who gave Kate a tummy tuck after she gave birth to six babies. TO THE MOON WITH YOU BOTH! says I.