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No, no, I like Amir Blumenfeld and have no desire to send him to the moon. You know who should go to the moon, though? Perry Russerts, Umbrella Theif [sic]. What a dick, you know? This would be sort of funny if once Amir realized he took his umbrella and went after him he just sort of laughed and gave it back and was like, “Sorry, friend, improv or whatever,” but the guy ran and then slapped Amir and then jumped in a cab and then threw the umbrella into the street anyway so WTF was the point? Perry Russerts, you umbrella-thieving skeeze, go straight to the moon, do not pass Go, do not collect $200!

No, no, I like Amir Blumenfeld and have no desire to send him to the moon. You know who should go to the moon, though? Perry Russerts, Umbrella Theif [sic]. What a dick, you know? This would be sort of funny if once Amir realized he took his umbrella and went after him he just sort of laughed and gave it back and was like, “Sorry, friend, improv or whatever,” but the guy ran and then slapped Amir and then jumped in a cab and then threw the umbrella into the street anyway so WTF was the point?

Perry Russerts, you umbrella-thieving skeeze, go straight to the moon, do not pass Go, do not collect $200!