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Arthur Kade is a menace. Not because he thinks he’s the hottest, suavest, richest, most talented, most successful financial-planner-turned-model-turned-actor (who lives in Philadelphia, go figure), or because, in reality, he’s a semi-literate self-aggrandizing douchebag, or because he’s got a disgusting attitude toward women (who, ladies, PUH-LEASE do not give this waste of space the time of day)…it’s because he ACTUALLY THINKS SOMEBODY CARES AND WILL NOT STOP TALKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ARTHUR KADE I MEAN REALLY! You’re barely a human being! You’re totally worthless and only interesting insofar as it is fun to watch Gawker pick on you for sport, but actually it’s just sad because your total lack of self-awareness will never, ever allow you to see what a joke you actually are. I’m sending you to Saturn, because even the d-bags on the moon don’t deserve you. Oh, and BTW: Saturn is a big ball of gas, just like you. I think you’ll get along REAL well.

Arthur Kade is a menace. Not because he thinks he’s the hottest, suavest, richest, most talented, most successful financial-planner-turned-model-turned-actor (who lives in Philadelphia, go figure), or because, in reality, he’s a semi-literate self-aggrandizing douchebag, or because he’s got a disgusting attitude toward women (who, ladies, PUH-LEASE do not give this waste of space the time of day)…it’s because he ACTUALLY THINKS SOMEBODY CARES AND WILL NOT STOP TALKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ARTHUR KADE I MEAN REALLY! You’re barely a human being! You’re totally worthless and only interesting insofar as it is fun to watch Gawker pick on you for sport, but actually it’s just sad because your total lack of self-awareness will never, ever allow you to see what a joke you actually are.

I’m sending you to Saturn, because even the d-bags on the moon don’t deserve you. Oh, and BTW: Saturn is a big ball of gas, just like you. I think you’ll get along REAL well.